realonomics

A Broker from Miami believes he has discovered a possible solution to the real estate market crisis facing the United States. Surprisingly, the solution was discovered on Mars. Yes, Mars!

“When I first saw the NASA photo, I knew instantly that is was cocaine embedded and growing in the Martian real estate,” said Marty Turf, Broker/Owner of Turf Realty in Miami, Florida. “NASA said it melted when they scooped it up…oh, come on…the wind blew it away, everyone knows what happens when you try to scoop up snow when the wind is gusting,” he replied, sniffing loudly to clear his sinuses.

NASA’s official response to the photo was, “it’s just ice.” Turf believes it is not ice but a sign of real estate recovery through new, highly innovative marketing approaches…in fact, he has approached the National Association of Realtors (NAR) with a proposal that would allow certain properties to be induced with approved narcotics in order to improve their value.

NAR Considers Several Proposals

Marty believes that real estate cocaine may provide a solution to the real estate market depression hitting Florida and the rest of the country. He is determined to seek approval from local and national authorities, such as NAR to hide (embed) cocaine in the soil of carefully selected distressed properties, thus increasing their street value (the house, you dummy! Not the cocaine!).

NAR gave no immediate or official response. But insiders tell us that NAR is reviewing a proposal from Mr. Turf. A former NAR official, wishing to remain anonymous, remarked, “This is the first glimpse of any new marketing strategy that could help bring the recovery we’re all looking for…I for one would favor seating a task force to look into the concept of marketing property that has been infused with prescription drugs but not cocaine, heroin and other hard drugs…this would allow property owners and their personal physicians some degree of anonymity under the physician/patient confidentiality ethic.”

NAR faces many obstacles as do Broker/Owners who are considering adoption of new, innovative and exciting marketing programs that move away from websites, real estate magazines and blogs. Since the Martian photo hit the Internet, ideas have been pouring into NAR to consider including traces of Prozac, Ambien and other prescription solutions as substitutes for Martian or other cocaine.

“Nothing could be more consumer-centric than this, let’s forget blogging and social media for just a minute or two and look at what people really want,” said Betchu A. Dime, one of the real estate industries preeminent bloggers on her blog www.WhiteXmas.com.

SNORT Speaks

One analysis submitted by the Washington based group known as the Strategic National Organization for Realty Transformation (SNORT) boldly proclaimed, “Property values could be immediately and substantially increased…almost overnight…creating a wave of new mortgages, inspections, title and escrow services and yes…a new round of wealth.”

SNORT’s report also stated, “People who are standing in the way of this initiative proposed by Mr. Turf are standing in the way of a new real estate appreciation cycle that could escalate prices as much as 50 percent in just a matter of days.”

One Tampa homeowner declared, “We have all been funding NASA for years, it’s time we got something for our money…I’m in favor of cocaine marketing solutions!”

A Palm Beach condo developer had his own spin. “This could revolutionize the dying condo market, bring a whole new definition to ‘undivided interest’ and provide association members with new reasons to celebrate!”

SNORT’s Public Relations and Marketing Manager, Line S. Upsomemore, reports that phones were lighting up from cities around the country. “Most people just don’t care what it takes, they just want their property values high and the opportunity to find a buyer,” said Linus.

NAR could not be immediately reached for comment. No response is expected until after the 4th of July holiday weekend.

Popularity: unranked [?]

REALonomics is paying tribute to Bill Gates for his contributions to business with three video posts: (The Tom Brokaw Interview, Bill’s 1992 Predictions and this one, Bill’s Last Day at the Office). Bill’s last day was filled with emotion, feedback from well-wishers and a lot of humor from around the country.

Think of how your life and business is different because of this man and his vision. Like him or dislike him, there is no question that his business has transformed life on planet earth. It’s hard to even think of life with his software, a PC on the desk, MS WORD, MS EXCEL, PowerPoint and the rest of what Bill Gates delivered. Enjoy the YouTube video, posted here as a farewell tribute.

Please post a comment with respect to how you believe Bill Gates has influenced the business world in general and the real estate industry in particular.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Bill Gates will stand in the halls of business history as the person who transformed not only technology but entire segments of the business world with an operating platform called “Windows” that dominates the globe with an approximate 90% market share.

Upon his retirement from Microsoft, REALonomics is honoring Bill Gates and his contributions to business and of course, who could question his influence on the real estate industry? Here’s a video from 1992 with some of Bill’s predictions.

Popularity: 3% [?]

Today, June 27, 2008 was his last day at the helm. No other person in our lifetime influenced technology like Bill Gates, Founder of Microsoft. His Disk Operating System (DOS), Windows platforms and Microsoft Office changed not only business but people and now the world.

Through video REALonomics salutes Bill Gates for his contribution to business and indeed, who can deny, the real estate industry itself.

Below is Tom Brokaw’s interview with Bill Gates about his exit from Microsoft, his influence and his future in philanthropy.

Popularity: 3% [?]

We are facing a new syndrome. BBS. Busted Broker Syndrome. Exactly what is BBS, what are its symptoms, what creates it and how is it treated?

“Busted” is not used here as an economic term rather, it is an emotional and mental term that refers to the ability of Broker/Owners to cope with the industry and its myriad pressures, changes, challenges, costs and operating demands.

“I’m burned out, I’m broke and I am busted…I can’t keep up any more,” said one broker to me in a recent conversation. “I want to execute…I can’t execute…I don’t know what to do anymore and I no longer recognize the industry I have been a part of for more than two decades.” “The money is gone, my strength is tapped, my will is gone and my attitude is in the tank…I’m on the edge.”

What is BBS?

BBS is an insipid malaise. Although not officially recognized by the Centers for Disease Control (CCD), make not mistake about it, BBS is real. Ask any Broker/Owner who is willing to engage in a transparent discussion.

BBS begins with the onset of market change, disruption and rapid business evolution that renders the Broker/Owner’s ability to adjust his/her business model to the prevailing transformations taking place within the industry.

Result? BBS increases, confusion, tension and economic and personal stress on Broker/Owners, often causing them to lose perspective regarding their appropriate roll as visionaries and leaders within their company. This diminishes their ability to consistently deliver sound, well-thought-out business solutions to their organizations.

BBS is primarily rooted in the potting soil of industry and market transformation where demands far outweigh the capacity to deliver solutions. BBS is stress that Broker/Owners face in a rapidly changing industry. BBS erodes the self-motivation, self-confidence and even self-esteem of Broker/Owners.

BBS thrives wherever a Broker/Owner is operating a traditional brokerage business environment that is confronted with changes it does not understand, cannot readily adapt to and seemingly cannot control. This is the optimal eco system for the onset and growth of BBS.

Symptoms of BBS

BBS begins with a set of often ignored emotional symptoms that find their ultimate expression in the actions and reactions of the Broker/Owner. Again, rapid, unchanneled and uncontrolled change is where BBS thrives…change is not where Broker/Owners thrive…thus, the two are in conflict from the outset.

Symptoms of BBS start with a sense of fatigue and diminished motivation when faced with the daunting challenges of a rapidly evolving industry. Stress begins to cloud business judgment and creativity is replaced with survival instincts…hanging on, hoping and waiting for a new market cycle and a general inability to create outcomes.

Other symptoms include poor financial judgments, borrowing excessive amounts of money in order to keep the brokerage operating, neglect of fundamentals such as recruiting and market expansion, technology and Internet solutions designed to curb overhead.

Under these conditions loss of hope, despair and depression can take hold of a Broker/Owner so that he/she can actually become immobilized and sometimes unwilling or unable to cope with the obvious needs of his/her company. Things grind down and sometimes the organization ceases to exist as it once did or, unfortunately, doors are closed.

Broker/Owners are becoming increasingly disillusioned with their position within a rapidly changing and chaotic industry. Like anyone, when a person of leadership is overwhelmed with too much change too fast, that person can feel as if he/she is clinging to life on the edge of a precipice.

Symptoms of BBS often include an attempt to move faster than is necessary, less than optimal decision-making, diminished objectivity, poor financial decision-making, short-sightedness, erosion of personal relationships and a sense of doom and gloom. Folks, this is real stuff!

BBS is real. It’s not a joke. This post is not hyperbole or satire. This is not humor. We are dealing with real people who run thousands of real estate companies. We at REALonomics talk to Broker/Owners almost every day. We hear their stories, listen to their frustrations and attempt to console them by delivering some business solutions to their market and financial dilemma.

Something new is emerging as we listen, dialogue and coach. There is a very real set of emotional, financial and operating issues facing Broker/Owners specifically and real estate practitioners in general. As an industry we have little or no emotional or financial mechanisms for assisting career Broker/Owners who are overwhelmed. Why?

Causes of BBS

What are the specific causes of BBS? There is an emotional, psychological and spiritual dimension to all businesses. We call it “culture” or “model” or something less dramatic in order to distance ourselves from discussing sensitive, deep dimensions of an owner’s dilemmas in operating and sustaining a real estate business.

The causes of BBS are diverse and complicated. BBS isn’t like the common cold that comes and goes in a few days. The influences of BBS take place over the long haul. BBS gains momentum within a Broker/Owner who really cares, who keeps plowing his/her field…the one that takes care of his/her agents, participates in the local, state and national organizations and is always trying to do what is right.

BBS has a common set of causes, however. The biggest cause of BBS is rapid, overwhelming change followed by a lack of preventive inoculations such as access to powerful business models that work, personal coaching and capital.

BBS is caused by a sense of inadequacy that grips an owner. This inadequacy, left unchecked, extends itself into the capacity of the Broker/Owner to implement new operating models called for in the consumer-centric era.

BBS can cripple an Owner’s ability to re-inventing his/her business, creating a perception of isolation (yes, one can be public and still be isolated). BBS works over time creating confusion, anger, guilt, frustration and a sense of hopelessness that can overwhelm Broker/Owners.

The real estate industry is clearly in the throws of an upheaval that can potentially annihilate our most precious resource, the career leaders, Broker/Owners. These are the men and women who have been on the front line for a long time carrying the financial and leadership load. These have become the vulnerable ones.

Solutions and Cures for BBS

Unfortunately, there is no quick-fix solution. However, if our industry values Broker/Owners, and we know it does; and if the franchisors value their Broker/Owners, and we know they do; and if our myriad local associations, core service providers and others value the important place Broker/Owners occupy within the industry, we should have professional, business and financial support mechanisms in place that can bring assistance to Broker/Owners in time of need.

REALonomics believes that the plight of Broker/Owners is reaching dangerous levels. Much of the situation is swept under the rug as Broker/Owners quietly close their doors and walk away from careers that sometimes span decades.

REALonomics believes that the situation could become pandemic resulting in the loss of much of the industry’s true talent and leadership. REALonomics believes Broker/Owners are core assets to the industry and assets should be treasured, protected and supported during difficult times with business and financial assistance as well as development coaching and peer support.

We face a couple of huge glitches standing in the way of assistance. These have always been part of the culture of being a Broker/Owner…pride and ego. Our healthy sense of self-determination among Broker/Owners is good and admirable…mostly. But under these circumstances and at this time, some Broker/Owners will have to stop pretending, drop the pretense, lose the ego and reach out for help to those they can truly trust and those who actually care about them as people, not as pawns in the real estate industry’s game of market chess.

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but the bulb has to really want to be changed.

Popularity: unranked [?]